EPISODE 2 – The FRIEND’TOM MENACE

Really as I said before, when friends get down to something, a lot like HELL is created that seems like HEAVEN for the sufferer. But he is unknown till the HELL FLAMES burn him up into ashes. Such was the case with Dhiraj.

With Avantika always sharing the limelight she was one of the well-known personalities of the college. In few groups, she was the matter of discussion, may be for her boldness but in few others like us it was for her beauty. A perfect creation by GOD for which very boy craves for. But to be sure, I was more impressed by her boldness although I was more flattered by her looks too. Anyways this is not my story but about Dhiraj. So been in darkness he always went unnoticed by most of the people and Avantika was no excuse to it. She didn’t even recognize that there was one of her colleagues named Dhiraj. In course of time, me and Avantika came quite closer. With my bubbly and HAPPY-GO-LUCKY charm, everyone in my group was bedazzled and yes Avantika she was no excuse to it. But like a golden heart that Dhiraj had, he was also quite popular among his friends but not all.

I still remember the day when I was quite shocked to see the senior most people like Dhiraj, Rahul, Sushant and Pala in our class and yes not to forget our very own grandpa Shandyp. Well that was just the matter of fact and going ahead with time they became my close buddies with whom I share some intimate moments too ;). It was the golden heart and friendly nature of these guys, that even being senior to us they never appeared so and we enjoyed every moment of life together may be it the CHADDI tearing activity of DHIRAJ or quick sip of tea at Mittu’s Cafe (Trust me guys in whole year we have torn almost a DOZEN of underwear of DHIRAJ and the day dawned in his LIFE at last when he had just one underwear to wear. So many times he just use to flip either side of his underwear and wear it for days and many times even would elope without UNDERWEAR… Disgusting rite ???????? )

Now all my B.E colleagues would rightly guess who is Dhiraj and Avantika after reading this. J

So we were discussing a LOVES STORY. Being a JACKASS Dhiraj was always the JOKE SPOT but he never minded it even at extremities where anyone would piss off. It was this feature of Dhiraj that brought him close to my heart. Well no emotions just fun over here. So the love story that aroused out between this too was as a part of this LIVE HUMOUR to be played on Dhiraj. Neither did we knew nor did they (Dhiraj and Avantika) knew that just a simple bet can change lives of all people associated with the trick.

I still remember the day when sitting at Mittu’s Café, Dhiraj told us that he never messes up with girls and he has never ever talked to a girl. What would be more fun than asking Dhiraj to be friends with Avantika that too when everybody knew how Avantika was. Well that is the matter of another story telling, but as of now, something struck to me and Shandyp when we were enjoying TEA and GARAM POHA at Mittu one morning. How about involving Avantika in to play some mischief with Dhiraj and how to involve Dhiraj in messing up with Avantika? Just imagine what a fun filled scenario it would be when two people of opposite nature come face to face for some event. So that was the basic idea behind this trick. Trigger and Watch. So now who was to tie the bell around the cat’s neck? Dhiraj won’t initiate as he was more kind of SHY and reserved person, the only one who can initiate this relation was Avantika because all knew how bold she was and everyone had tasted her boldness when she was sole OPPOSER of DC’s (that’s an ENGINEERING term for Drop Out’s or GAP holders) on being the Class Representative, from the group of freshers.

Now all set…... We had a plan to execute but just needed the right time to start its execution and Dhiraj’s first Birthday with us was a blessing in disguise for us (Here US refers to group of friends who participated in this notorious task) when we actually launched the missile.

I TOO WILL HAVE A LOVE STORY.............

I always say I TRUST and CARE for my FRIENDS the most. Because I strongly believe FRIENDS are someone who we choose. We are not forced to live up to the relation even if we don’t want to as in case of blood and family relations. I have a very limited FRIEND circle and I care for them the most and even my FRIENDS care for me a lot (It’s just a misconception…. Bolna padta hai warna BLOG kaun padega…)


But what if these friends whom we love and trust more than anyone in the whole damn world trick us into something that that may have very DRASTIC and DRAMATIC effects. Should we trust them any more and live our life pending decisions on them?????????? Well I am about to tell you such story which in fact is not a story but a real incident that I have watched out LIVE and then we can decide whether we should TRUST the so called ANIMAL FRIENDS………………..

Before starting the story a note of COPYRIGHT

All the characters mentioned in this story are real but the names are being dubbed for PRIVACY concerns. Any resemblance to any character living or death is not mere coincidence but it is because somewhere and sometime you were the part of the story. This story is being written for mere entertainment and the author that’s me or any other person associated with it does not mean to HURT the sentiments of the MAIN CHARACTER.

Proceeding with the story…………. (Please note the story can or cannot be from my point of view… It may also be from my other friend’s point of view… So don’t consider the story telling element as me……..)

I TOO WILL HAVE A LOVE STORY

Before I start the story let me be very very clear that the character names have been changed for PRIVACY concerns but the incidents are true. So here it goes…………………..

EPISODE 1: Curtain Raiser

Those were the days when, I had first time ever in my life left the cozy shelter of my house and ventured the so called JUNGLE of life but trust me I will never regret those days of my life. I still remember the day when my MAMAji admitted me to the hostel and I thought the worst days of my life had started. Was I to know that those days will be the most memorable days of my life where I will win those FRIENDS who will be more to me than any other people in the world.


Myself Aayan and this story revolves around me and my FRIENDS and especially my FRIEND Dhiraj and Avantika who found their LOVE but could not make it to the pinnacle for some issues.



Dhiraj (the main character of my story) well he was senior to us by all means. He had a drop out in his very first year of engineering because of which he joined us in the second year of engineering. While Avantika had taken admission with us and was our batch mate from the very first day of the college. Both of them had total different personalities.

Dhiraj was a urchin while Avantika was disciplined (not as much as me but yes definitely more than Dhiraj…). Where Dhiraj would go round the days and years without BATHING and wearing clean clothes, Avantika was totally the opposite with good dressing sense and definitely a distinctive fragrance… Unlike Dhiraj whose Stinking smell repelled even the CREATURES of SAME SEX (YAAAKSS!!!! Even when I remember that my nose hairs get burned..), Avantika had a distinctive fragrance that attracted the CREATURES of opposite sex and sometimes even SAME SEX…. Hands Up… Her pheromones were so strong that even I had fallen to that magical fragrance and had started loving her for no reason… Dhiraj where he was always in the dark, Avantika would always share the limelight for various reasons.. May be the class representative position or a solid debate with boys from the topics ranging from few sentimental themes like LOVE and MARRIAGES to widely conformist topic of SEX and LIVE IN RELATIONSHIPS….


Really, Avantika, she was the perfect blend of BOLDNESS and BEAUTY while Dhiraj a perfect blend of CRAVEN and UGLINESS… Nobody ever thought that this pair would ever initiate and that’s where FRIENDS come up… Take up the challenges and Try to make IMPOSSIBLE – POSSIBLE. But was Dhiraj to know that the challenge taken up by his friends was going to change his life forever.

These two people (Dhiraj and Avantika) were like two parallel banks of the river that would never meet. But as I said when friends get down doing something believe it or not they can do anything. And that’s how the story kicks off.





(I am working on the same and the next episode – THE FRIEND’TOM MENACE will be uploaded soon…. So keep visiting……….)

a DAY in the LIFE of DBA

A fantastic day not so cool not so hot… Just a perfect day for the daily office routine…. Let me wash myself after the long erotic dreamy night and let me get dress myself in the best attire possible because there is some waiting for me in the office. Guys definitely if it’s with me I hope you are not the exception for the same. We dream of somebody, roam with somebody and at last get together well with somebody. Well that’s real life. So I get dressed in my best blue shirt and black jeans. The maid till then is ready with hot ALOO PARATHA’s. Anurag had his share as he is the early riser among us. Atul is still struggling with his bath. Ajit can still find time to dream behind his cozy warm RAZAI. As we all say, “SHARMAJI COMPANY KYA AAPKI SASUR KI HAI KI JAB CHAHO CHALE JAATE HO”….. To which he clamly replies “APNI HI HAI YAAR” and moves behind his warm blanket to dream about TANNU. The clock stucks 8 and here my mobile sings “YE DOORIYAN” and flashes Rekha Aunty’s number. The cab is on time. Apart from few jokes and little chat “KI KITNI THIRD CLASS MOVIE THI YAAR WOH” we don’t speak more with cab mates and me and ATUL sitting behind in the cab lost in our own worlds discuss lots of things ranging from 36-24-36 to “ARE YAAR MUJHE USKO DEKH KE SAMJH HI NAHI AATA KI WHO LADKI HAI YA AURAT” and “KAL RAAT NEHA KO MEINE DEKHA.. YAAR KYA BOLU TUJHE….” And the rest of the conversation you can imagine…… (For your reference…. NEHA IS A GIRL….. J)

Office on time!!!!!!! Now it’s time to work. Literally I don’t wanna discuss my day out here because if I do so half of the people will leave my blog and commit suicide as they did after watching RGV ki AAG and not to mention there won’t be good comments on my blog to which I need the most. I am not an enthralling script writer like James Cameron but I wanted to make my blog readable for readers so if you had read my first paragraph carefully and dhyan se the following is completely contrast to the first one and that’s how my real life goes.

TRINNNNNNNGGGG TRIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!! Shouts my clock…. Oh God it is 7:00 am…. Was I dreaming????????? I will be late for office… I get up and rush to my daily STOMACH RELIVING ACTIVITY… Anurag is already up but still in his YOGA AASAN that helps him create pressure…. Atul and Ajit still dozing off.. I relieve all the dirt from my stomach and see the watch its still 7:15 a.m. ATUL UTHA JA BE..7:15 ho gaye hai… CHAL JALDI FRESH HO JA…. With red sleep filled eyes he gets up and follows his daily routine… Till then I find sometime to spend with my COZY friend RAZAI.. Its 7:30 a.m Anurag is all set with his bath and Atul has just arrived back after leaving all his shit in KOMOD…. Till all this time Ajit is still in bed…. “ABE NAHALO PAANI GARAM HO CHUKA HAI” – says Anurag and “ABE TU KAHAN UTKE JAA RAHA HAI…RUKK PAANI GARAM HONE DE DO LOGO KE LIYE FIR EK SAATH NAHA LENGE…ABHI TO SADE SAAT HI BAJ RAHE HAI….7:40 TAK SOYENGE…FIR 7:48 TAK NAHENYEGE AUR 8:00 TAK TAYYAR HO JAYENGE…” a detailed analysis of time schedule given by Atul… Every night I go to sleep saying I won’t fall pray to these golden words by ATUL, but every morning I am really helpless and go in flow with him… We both enjoy the warmness and coziness of single blanket ;-) till 7:40 and then we rush to bath….. In all this hosh posh Ajit gets up and goes for his daily routine… I pre-occupy one of the bathrooms and Atul keeps on shouting “SHARMAJI SO GAYE KYA.. JALDI KARO CAB NIKAL JAYEGI…. ARE YAAR PATA NAHI YE SHARMAJI KYA KARTE REHTE HAI ANDER…..SO GAYE KYA?????SHARMAJIIIIIIIII”…… Flussssshhhhhhhhhh!!!! Goes the sound and Ajit is out… NO time to waste and Atul follows the suite. We are already running late… Our Tiffin’s are packed by Anurag the only early riser in our group the phone keeps on singing “YE DOORIYAAN” & “HULCHUL HUI” (To those lame readers let me clear out these are the ringtones of me and Atul respectively)…. We are late for cab… Cab members scold us for that and we have no words to reply back….. Atul keeps on crying for his day….”AAJ MERI MEETING HAI…MUJHE DEPARTMENT CHANGE KARNA HAI….MUJHE DEVELOPMENT MEIN JAANA HAI……” and above all “YAAR MUJHE GHAR JAANA HAI..” … This is the thing that irritates me more… Are you still a baby to feel so homesick.. Well we often have debated but surely no comments on him on this blog…. And above all you wont have seen a psycho like ATUL who can mail to all higher managers in the company to change his department or working profile and when the issue was not sorted out by them he mailed to the Union Administration which included some of highly profiled people like KAPIL SIBBAL, PRATIBHA PATIL and MANMOHAN Singh… Luckily those mails were blocked by the mail administrator. Can you imagine this situation, where your department or working profile is not changed that too in private firm and you are shaking the throne of the government… Well this is not the only case in the company… There are few more cases like this too….So where were we, yaah and no other topics except “AMAN AANE WALA HAI ISS WEEKEND PE….”, “MOVIE DEKHNE CHALTE HAI….”, “MEIN PAISE WASTE NAHI KARUNGA..” till we reach office.. Grow up guys …. Don’t we have some other topics to discuss as the one in my dream. J After a lot of roller coaster ride tracks (seriously the roads are awesome in negative way over here) we finally reach our destination. I always feel a feeling of horror spring into me as I reach this campus. But can’t escape. I have to face it. So that’s how my day starts actually and I still have no idea on how my day ends. Life is completely churned up and taken a U-Turn after my M.Tech days.

Blessed wre those days of M.Tech where we had enough time for chit chatting, movie, outings and datings…… And if some time left from all these activities… STUDYING would be preferred…….I know most of my blogging friends are my M.Tech friends so I don’t need to clarify how the days were at IIIT Allahabad. If I believe so should you that “IF THERE IS HEAVEN ON EARTH…..IT’S NONE OTHER THAN IIIT-ALLAHABAD…………”

This doesn’t mean at all that the institute is paying me handsomely for promoting it on my BLOG…. But the one’s who have passed out and the one’s who are still struggling to get out of the clutches of the HITLER aka dictator M.D.Tiwari his highness, the Director of IIIT-A, are very much aware of the fact that the resources and the comfort that they experienced at IIIT-A were the best and will be the best in there damn whole career (leaving food aside of course…..)

I received many suggestions from my viewers ranging from my roomies begging me to write about our everyday adventures to my bestest best friends wanting to know more about my life after M.Tech. Some even came up with the idea that I should concentrate on love stories and above all few comic incidences in our daily life.

Each one has it own choice of reading so I wont force anybody to read the further content over here and above why do everybody wants to focus himself or herself on my blog. Why so ????????? Even some after getting inspired from me have offered me to write the blogs for them saying “I KNOW THEM VERY WELL….MORE THAN THEY KNOW THEMSELVES…..” A sheer excuse to run away from putting efforts to write down there experiences in words.

Well when I started writing my second blog I thought of writing about my daily office experiences. But after the final version came out I myself got bored out and found that I was writing the script of RGV’s upcoming next AAG-2… It was such a horrible experience…. So this is my second version of the blog….. I know it very well it is not so interesting but before ending my blog I would like to give you the epilogue of my upcoming blog…………

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A VERSION FROM MY NEXT BLOG

“What would be the best thing than to start with some story telling….. And that to if story starts with LOVE and Ends with so many twist and turns…………

I have faced a wholesome journey of LOVE where I have seen relations starting up from friendship, picking up with love and ending with a disaster called marriage.

Also some stories starting with a crush moving on with love and ending up with sex.

Some stories are stories for life time more like filmy stories of SIRF TUM fame just to go with, here, the mediator is not letters but more of electronic media like ORKUT, GTALK and FACEBOOK…

Some stories are more like fantasy…. You cannot even imagine them but they are true and absolutely obsolete. To begin with imagine a BOY & GIRL not meeting for years…. Just a call or two in years. 1 on Valentines day and other on either’s Birthday and still so faithful for each other that they don’t mind seeing someone else even for TIMEPASS……..A BENCHMARK FOR LOVE……..NOT LOVE-MAKING of-course J

Some love stories have a flavor of trust and worthiness in them and these types of love stories are kind or more matured and sentimental.

While some stories die out before they even begin leaving behind a half baked relationship of friendship…That to of mere name….. The reason unknown by both of them and leaving the guy and his friends in a soup thinking what went wrong when all we did was up to the mark and none of us thought this will be the end…..

Some love stories move on with a good move and a wonderful phase…. Carry on to there apex part of friendship and stay over there making the relationship more stagnant… The relation neither remains for so called friendship neither does it advance to love… Leaving the GUY & GAL in WONDERLAND……….

Some love stories begin with hard work spending months and days to impress a GIRL…….And when he finally wins her, he loses her because either of them is not able to pace with each other and then they remain thinking what we did was it good or mistake of lifetime…..

Some love stories start for mere fun and ultimately sex part of it…. But man when such people fall in love history is created…..

Some love stories are friend forced….. DOST itna chane ke jhaad pe chada dete hai…. That the guy feels he is SHARUKH and girl KAJOL and goes haywire to impress the girl and when he comes to know the truth about the girl and what tricks his friends played on him its to late and just what is left over is a GYM…………………………

While some love stories churned out to be the world’s best and most romantic stories… Everything seems to be just perfect and fine…. When you feel all you have got and you need no more…. The tragedy strikes for which there is no way out…………………”

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See just the content I thought of writing made my blog half filled …… So readers which love story will you like to hear first….. Poll it and the max polled love story will be the content of my next blog……….

To mention over here…….. All the names will be dubbed for PRIVACY constraints and before the blog is published the original characters will be sent a copy of the blog for editing….. In sense they don’t want something to go on display in public or would like to add something….. But they won’t have the right to block the blog…..

And after the summary of above mentioned love stories the real world characters will be on toes now… Cursing me and waiting to fuckkkkkkk me …(in other sense….)…..

Well this is just my past time activity my real blogging as I described will be about you….. I have sorted out the list about the people closed to my heart whom I really wanna PAY tribute…. So guys no need to mention about yourself in the blogs written by you I will focus you in more presentable way….. The list is as follows…..

ATUL, ANURAG, AJIT L>

MUKESH, MAHENDRA, MANOJ, RAHUL

My two new adopted sons AMAN and CHANDU

My rest of the M.Tech chumps…….

My lovable Juniors (ADIL, SHAHID, FARHAT, RISHI, SAURABH, AMIT)

And the rest of my B.Tech friends list is more than vast although two people I would like to mention because I have to say more on them…..ANUPAM & RAHUL (moreover they will be the only people reading my blog and commenting J)……………………

So vote and cross vote whom you want to reveal out….. And please don’t try to blackmail me emotionally as to MERE BAARE MEIN LIKH PEHLE….. The out-comings will be purely on the basis of voting so vote for yourself I wont mind but if you do so also cross vote for someone else so that it would be fare….. So guyzzzzzzzzz …… Ready for JOURNEY OF LIFETIME….. Start you votes the moment to finish reading it….

A gentle reminder the voting is for the UPCOMING LOVE STORY and UPCOMING PERSONALITY OF THE WEEK….. So go on and vote……

P.S.: Two names are not mentioned because I need to take their permission so that they won’t file a case for violating privacy rights… Rest all of the above are defaulters and they need to be exposed out………………………….

Enter New World of "BLOGGING"

Blogging isn't my passion nor I am a crazy BLOGGER... But for past few hours BLOG has developed a new interest in me...

Seeing my MENTOR, my GURU and my GUIDE "Mr. Ajit Sharma" blogging, I thought why not I give it a shot.

Moreover we have so much to tell others specially our friends.... But in this hectic life where we don't have time to STAND and STARE, we dont' even have enough time to ask "HEY FRIEND HOW R U", where can we find time to share those moments of our life which are special in there own way but get un-notice and just past away....But thinking of those moments in later time gives a cute smile on our face and just makes us feel homely for sometime....

The so called CORPORATE life has totally changed me FROM A FUN LOVING SMILING AND ALWAYS HAPPY GO LUCKY MUDDU into something that is HORRIBLE, GRUMPY and MORE OF A WORKAHOLIC TYPE PERSON WHO IS FREE FROM ALL SORTS OF EMOTIONS AND EXPRESSIONS (For all moments just a single "I'm not interested expression" ).....Hey GUYS just remember in SOFTWARE industry if you find a person resembling the above mentioned negative characteristics into him, don't go asking anybody what his job profile is..... He is definitely bound to be a DBA aka Database Adminisrator.... That's a new nickname for me.....

I loved my first nick name MUDDU..... It seemed to be so cute, so elegant and so royal and overall so caring and friendly.... But nowadays it has been changed to MUDDU DBA..... I HATE this nick name and this nickname has changed the way by which the people percieve me... Say a GUY is DBA and people will make a image of someTHING that is more without EMOTIONS and FEELINGS..... I hope 2 months more and there would be no difference between ME and FRANKESTEIN (I know there are many followers of mine who can't relate with few terms. mentioned here.. But friends seriously can't help... It is as it goes..... ) So FRIENDS WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF BLOGGING....

I read many BLOGS before writing my own blogs... I went through a wholesome journey ranging from TECHNOCRATS to BULLERS (term invented by me for the people who just like to bully around), from a HARDCORE REALISTIC PATRAKAAR to a wholesome FANTASY WRITER. But friends seriously if you are expecting such things from my blog you will be seriously disappointed because this BLOG is neither for some kind of SERIOUS HOT CURRENT TOPIC DEBATE nor is this blog for some FANTASY STORY TELLING.....As I was discussing with my friends this morning and as mentioned by me earlier MY BLOG will only highlight those moments of my life that are special in there own way and yes the moments can't be made pleasurable alone (except in those lonely errotic moments ;-) ) it needs people to make them memorable and special and my world is you... MY FRIENDS..... So this blog will highlight only those moments to life when we were togather enjoying those moments of life which went unnoticed..... This is my special way to bring them back and make them memorable and teasure them... So that those un-noticed moments once again become the moments which we will teasure throughout our life.........

I have no idea on what I have wrote and what I will be writing in the coming blogs.... May be coming blogs will bring to light those HIDDEN DEEP DARK SECRETS about you, about me and about each other which we thought was ONE to ONE broadcasted message, but in real it was ONE to MANY..... But this blog will give chance to those dreamers who had missed them to know the TRUTH and REALITY...... Also it would give us a chance to recall all those moments which we spend togather...We had cherished them and will cherish them in future................

I have some idea and may be you can guide we on what you want on coming blogs......

I have lots of stuff to VOMIT regarding my M.Tech and B.Tech.... Because these were the BEST time of my life....... I wanna write about me...... I am sick of lying and wanna confess few things.... And this BLOG will be best way to do that............. My recent experirences of CORPORATE life that has taught me so many things.... My new GURGAON ROOMIES experiences and our ventures in various fields.....My experiences with my FRIENDS (M.Tech + B.Tech ) and my lovable JUNIORS.... Sabki POLL khulegi per aahista...........

So GUYS!!!!!!!!!!! What is the stuff you will like me to post in my upcoming BLOG..... I am making a POLL just to increase my TRP of BLOG...... But once increased "THE WHOLE AND SOLE AUTHORITY ING WILL BE MINE"

So the POLLING STARTS NOW